So I was rakin' my freshly cut and mulched wild flower patch on Wednesday and had the shit scared out of me. Just before I stroked my rake I think oh, theres a piece of silverware. No silverware here. Its a revolver. Hello. Police Dispatch. Yeah, I found a handgun on my property.
Des Moines finest showed up. Revolover was loaded. 5 of 6 bullets in chamber. Appears to be ditched in my wildflower patch around last November. Hoodlums.
Coons, homeless, big iron, FTW100 & Marty Robbins. All in my yard April 2011. Add some to your yard now. Finally almost warm enough to ride daily.
So I was rakin' my freshly cut and mulched wild flower patch on Wednesday and had the shit scared out of me. Just before I stroked my rake I think oh, theres a piece of silverware. No silverware here. Its a revolver. Hello. Police Dispatch. Yeah, I found a handgun on my property.
Des Moines finest showed up. Revolover was loaded. 5 of 6 bullets in chamber. Appears to be ditched in my wildflower patch around last November. Hoodlums.
Coons, homeless, big iron, FTW100 & Marty Robbins. All in my yard April 2011. Add some to your yard now. Finally almost warm enough to ride daily.
Holy shit dude, I don't know what else to say - just holy shit. I only find tennis balls and dog shit in my yard...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't make this shit up. Last November the police were in my neighborhood looking for the elusive big iron. My wild flowers were 4'-6' tall at the time. They were mowed this past Monday. Found it Wednesday. Who knows maybe next year I can grow me a rocket launcher in the wild flowers.
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